That time my feet got absolutely mutilated by mosquitoes was pretty hilarious. I was standing at school, outside, during an assembly, and some sandfly-like bugs were flying around my feet (obvs I was wearing jandals, because apparently my sense of style/self worth went down the drain long ago). I assumed that they were totally harmless. Flash forward one day to the beautiful sight you see at the top of this screen. Shocking. I couldn’t even walk for two days. 6 months later, I still have scars.